Due to a technicality, your brain is always searching for problems, now this is good. But sometimes your brain starts to make up problems that will never affect you but also mean everything at the same time. This is bad, causes sleepless nights and existential dread.
Due to a technicality, hangnails are like black dots on a white wall, you never notice them until your left pinky finger accidentally touches one. Now you notice it.
Due to a technicality, your brain is just a toddler being controlled by pirates and radio communications.
Due to a technicality, making new habits is really hard, it is the equivalent of trying to climb Mount Everest, with no gear. While if you do old habits, it feels like driving a autopilot car through a parking lot.
Due to a technicality your brain really just is 2 systems:
1 just got a job to jump in front of the president incase of a gunshot, and most loyal.
2 did this for about a month then got paid then hired other people to do it for him then retired in the Bahamas.
1 is your conscious mind.
2 is the toddler with pirates, pirates just want something for cheap even if the quality is worse than something more expensive. And the toddler wouldn’t mind leaving it’s parents for a couple hours to get some free candy cough cough stay safe cough cough.
That was episode 1 of Psychology 101. A good name for this episode would be “Trying to make new habits but you’re a toddler who is siding with pirates”